Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
- Your last name stays put.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The world is your urinal। You never have to drive to another petrol-
station toilet because this one is just too icky।
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress £2000. Tux rental-£100.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder, MEN are happier।
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